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Two things I hate about supermarket car parks:

1. Trolleys left in parking bays. Some lazy twat has just pushed a trolley round the supermarket, out to the car, and cannot now be bothered to push it to the trolley park. Of course, their time is so important that they just have to drive off as soon as possible. And anyway, someone else will move it. (These are the same people who leave their post-burger debris on the shabbly little tables in fast-food restaurants.)
2. Drivers who simply must get as close as possible to the doors of the store. This meams they sit and block the way while they wait for someone to leave. It doesn't matter that there are numeropus empty bays twenty yards further on. No, want to save their legs for going up the frozen foods aisle one extra time. (These are often likely to be the same people who park in disabled spaces or mother-and-child spaces and who don;t return their trolleys to the trolley park.)

End of rant. Could you guess that I've just returned from the supermarket?

Tomorrow: I advocate the death penalty for people who only start to look for their money in the purse at the bottom of the bag once all the food has been scanned and the total is announced.