What a catch am I
Sunday, October 24, 2004
A young woman was at the till on my line at the supermarket express check-out. In my basket I had some Head & Shoulders shampoo, a loaf of bread, some children's toothapste, and a packet of Anusol suppositories. She smiled when she took my basket, rang up the items, and packed them neatly in a plastic bag. I'm sure when she saw my wedding ring she must have thought, 'Lucky woman.' I mean, dandruff and piles, what a catch!
